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General Clips

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Theme
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Episode 1 - Hotel Hangout

Check out my moves.
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Nice catch!
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I have to do well in school?
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Maddie the tutor.
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Woohoo, we're in.
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Beats my record
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You made friends!
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What's your dress size?
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Maybe we'll hang out.
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Your advice worked.
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All this stuff is free.
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We're not so lame.
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Peer pressure.
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We're part of their posse.
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Didn't he like your outfit?
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All he could talk about is water.
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Only off by one letter.
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They're our friends.
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He didn't wanna leave.
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You need to leave!
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Pull!
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Episode 2 - The Fairest of Them All

Boring hotel.
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Wow, it's like Christmas.
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Aww, you're so adorable.
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I hate beauty pageants.
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There's no shame in being a maid.
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I don't speak Vietnamese.
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Cody, you just met her.
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We must treat them like royalty.
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You go girl!
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I'm a pirate.
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We're sick of her lies.
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That's not your shade.
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You must be so proud.
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London's talking.
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When pigs fly.
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You need to have confidence.
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One of them is wearing a dress.
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Why are you wearing a skirt?
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We all make mistakes.
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Episode 3 - Maddie Checks In

Hey dudes.
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Gloss me!
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No problem, sweet thang.
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I recycle, too.
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I'm not going alone.
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I'd be squashed.
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Tell them the truth.
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We'll help you with Jason.
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All better now, thank you.
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We're good.
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Does she always move like that?
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Where's my dress?
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Is there a Hall of Fame for this kind of stuff?
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I knew she wasn't rich.
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Let's review, shall we?
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Episode 4 - Hotel Inspector

We have to work on our science project.
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I'll take care of it personally.
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Surprise!
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Nothing has changed.
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I'm toast
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Why do you question my generosity?
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How sexist of me.
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What's that on your face?
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No more surprises.
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But, that's a dime.
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Don't touch that.
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That's a brilliant plan.
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For you, anything.
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No hard feelings?
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I have just one thing to say to you.
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Episode 5 - Grounded on the 23rd Floor

You broke Mr. Moseby!
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Would it kill you to behave?
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It's there, you can totally feel it.
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Babysitter?
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Baby's got it going on.
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You have kids?
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You had your underwear dry cleaned?
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I think you're a queen, mommy.
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Candy's on you.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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We're rich, we're rich!
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You know how the Danes like to get down.
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Bingo, we found it.
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Well, I'm gonna take my bath now.
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You wanna synchronize watches?
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I heard someone fall.
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Man, it stinks in here.
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I'll never rat him out.
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Is that a threat or a promise?
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Busted!
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Episode 9 - Band in Boston

There have been some complaints. Who?
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We're gonna win the battle of the bands. Yeah, or come in second.
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Nobody's got that kind of money.
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School's Out is an expose of the trials and tribulations.
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What happened? We're kinda done.
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London lets here ya sing.
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Who cares about your silly song.
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I'm on my pudding break. Break over!
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Quitters never prosper. I thought cheaters never prosper.
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What can you take away from that story? You need to pick better men.
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Ya know what they say. No, what?
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Moms losing it.
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Stop agreeing you're annoying me now.
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Good thing I landed on you or that coulda hurt.
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But you were so good on the tangerine.
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School's Out
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Episode 10 - Cody Goes to Camp

Next time I tell some babe I'm 15, back me up.
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When is it acceptable near a red curb?
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Don't forget to pack blankie.
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Call if theres an emergency like you just wanna hear mommy's voice.
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Well, bye Zack. Yeah, whatever.
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How bout you clean up all this popcorn.
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I got my learner's permit. Yay moi.
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Esteban! Little blonde peoples you scare me.
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Have you adjusted your mirrors?
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Have you buckled your seatbelt?
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Are you familiar with the gearshift?
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We have twin telepathy. We can read each other's minds.
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Is the key in the ignition? For over an hour now.
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London, can't you drive any faster 20 miles per hour?
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Zack, Zack who? Never heard of him, gotta go.
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You missed me. You missed me.
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Check your mirrors. Eyes on the road.
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Episode 11 - To Catch a Thief

Drop and roll, duck and cover. What is it?
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Go outside and stand guard. Gotcha. Gotcha.
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Sir, the service cart is shushing.
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There is no one here except for me and an empty cart.
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Then we'll need some more spy gear.
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Look at this picture I downloaded from the FBI website.
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No one calls Esteban... a thief. No ones' got the time.
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Who are we never going to listen to again? The boys.
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We're going to try on clothes? Lots and lots of shoes.
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This is torture. This is my favorite punishment ever.
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Hey guys, I seemed to have lost my wallet, have you seen it anywhere?
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Will you stop talking like that? I don't think I can.
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Do you have the passkey?
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What would leaves be doing in a hotel room?
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Have you two totally lost it? You're the one talking to a dog.
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Big deal you caught Muriel.
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Who's behind the sofa? Mice.
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Like the boy who cried wolf. Who said anything about a wolf?
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Life isn't fair. Then again.
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Episode 12 - It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Hotel

Think he noticed? He noticed.
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Old is good. And thats what makes you great.
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Ahhh. Duck and Cover.
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Works perfectly until I try to stick it to something.
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Why did you just kiss me?
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There's treasure hidden in the hotel. Sucker.
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We can always short her when we split the loot.
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Congratulations to the happy couple!
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This conference thing...not workin' out.
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You like anything she says desperate thang.
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What about finders keepers, losers weepers.
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Just a large ball of lint and a spider the size of a cat.
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Why catch me when you can make out with a broom.
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Sorry doesn't buy spider love.
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Heres an idea...GET BUSY!
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It couldn't have been your fault because you didn't do anything...NADA!
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I don't know what I ever saw in you.
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You guys aren't getting any of it. NONE OF YA!
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Moseby...breathe...breathe
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If you wanna make a withdrawal we prefer you use a teller.
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...and I'll never marry Maddie.
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Episode 13 - Poor Little Rich Girl

Why do you always assume I'm going to do your work for you?
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Fast forward, fast forward, FAST FORWARD!
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Mom thinks?!? You think you can get away with mixing us up.
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I can't believe I might be Cody.
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Muriel are you sure those are 600 thread count sheets?
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Ummm....London you might wanna take a look at the front page.
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Where is cognito? Where is hiding?
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The hospital put your footprints on your birth certificates so we can tell you apart.
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If you're gonna be me you better be better.
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My sister's got a groom, I got my own room. What!
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I drempt Daddy lost all of his money and we wound up living with...
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Okay, it's time to strip and make the bed.
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Your fridge is broken. Fixed it.
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Who likes liverwurst? No one. Then why do they make it?
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Next time you might wanna put it on bread.
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Wait, which goes first the milk or the cereal?
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Even if you're you and you're you, I will still love you even if he's you and you're him.
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We're not married London.
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Episode 14 - Cookin' with Romeo and Juliet

Ilsa the Monster
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Since you had me fired from the Tipton Organization I've gotten married.
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Mr. Moesby that was awesome, you weren't scared at all.
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Look at us we're adorable.
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Not done, I'm cookied out.
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Todd. London. London. Todd. Maddie.
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Did you just flick flour in my face?
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Come back here and take this banana creme pie like a man.
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Sorry I flicked flour in your face. Sorry you're my brother.
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The Ilsa March
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Episode 15 - Rumors

We didn't do it. What didn't we do?
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I'm not Zack. C-O-D-Y. Cody.
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I'm jus' goin' with your new look. Fo-shizzle.
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Mr. Moseby telling me that hes getting a purse for your birthday. He is, the black one? Yes.
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No. SI! They were, as we say in my country, peeling the grape.
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It means you're getting married. Really? My girlfriend's gonna be ticked.
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How can you marry Lance? I'm not marrying Lance why would you say that?
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Congratulations, you're gonna be a blackjack dealer!
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Oh no, the box said it would be a Honey Mist Auburn. Honey, you missed auburn big time.
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No, no, I love animals. I swatted a fly once, but I missed.
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All my furs are fake. You said they were fox. Yes f-a-u-x. Faux.
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I can have him fired. From a cannon?
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What are you rebelling against? False labeling on hair products.
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The Interview
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Chuck? I want him deported. You can't have him deported, he's from New Jersey.
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Great...we have a staff lounge but no dungeon?
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You saved him kind lady who I've never met before, thank you.
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Ever since I messed up my interview. I thought you did really well. YOU would.
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I guess you didn't do such a bad job after all. You're right, I did a great job.
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Episode 16 - Big Hair and Baseball

You Yankees stink, you're goin' down. But first...can you autograph my mitt...and my ball?
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I love ya, ya stinkin' Yankee!
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You know, I getting sick of cute guys.
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It would be an opportunity to bond with the boys. Oh, I shudder just thinking about it. Oh, Flashback.
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Those things just don't go together. Like Zack and homework, or Cody and a date.
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This is casual. I'm wearing loafers, and my pocketswear is linen, not silk.
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Back then the ballet was my life. There's a surprise!
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Well, you have to be informed. You don't wanna appear the boo. Too late.
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Zack, how could you be so rude. Miss Manners this is a baseball game not your ballet class.
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Too bad we can't do it every day. Well, you can't but I can, yay.
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I caught it. I CAUGHT IT! I caught it for you. No thanks. I insist.
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We'll wait how soon can you seat us inside? Breakfast.
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Well Mister Manager I bet your momma don't love ya now.
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If anyone asks, we don't know you. I'm sorry mom says not to talk to strangers.
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We gotta do something. Wanna go get some ice cream?
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I thought you said there wasn't anything available inside. I'm sorry does your father own this hotel? I didn't think so.
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I recommend the Creme Brulee. I recommend you go away!
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It's not his fault his mom made him wear tights and play ballet. I quite enjoyed the dancing.
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I have one favor to ask. We've run out of steel wool in the kitchen, we've love to scrub the pots out with your hair.
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